"IOHTE" stands for "I Only Have Two Eyes"; it's my annual survey of selected San Francisco Bay Area cinephiles' favorite in-the-cinema screenings of classic films and archival oddities from the past year. An index of participants can be found here.
Contributor Lincoln Spector is the proprietor of the Bayflicks website, where the original version of this abridged list was first posted.
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9:
Paths of Glory & The Killing
Pacific Film Archive
Eyes Wide: The Films of StanleyKubrick
DCP
To my mind,
Paths of Glory
stands out as Stanley Kubrick’s masterpiece. This World War I tale of ruthless
generals and the common foot soldiers shows the budding auteur at his best. The
film he made just before it,
The Killing, is a wonderful little noir; a classic
heist thriller with a complex plan that goes horribly (and entertainingly)
wrong.
The DCPs, supplied by Park
Circus, looked great. Whoever supervised the digital mastering respected the
film look and the grain structure. They kept the original mono soundtracks,
without trying to convert them to 5.1
8:
Too Late For Tears & The Hitch-Hiker
Castro
Noir City
35mm
Lizabeth Scott plays
that paragon of mid-century American virtue, the housewife, in
Too Late for
Tears, but she plays her as a femme fatal-. Willing to do anything to hold onto
an illegal fortune, she proves herself smarter and meaner than everyone else as
she sinks into depravity and murder.
The Hitch-Hiker is a quick, efficient thriller
that’s simple, suspenseful, and based on a true story. Two men on a fishing
vacation pick up a hitchhiker, who turns out to be a psychotic killer wanted by
the police.
Both films were shown in
recently restored 35mm prints. Eddie Muller of the
Film Noir Foundation
explained the problems in restoring
Too Late for Tears, which admittedly
suffered from uneven image quality. Shy of an expensive digital restoration,
it’s not likely to look any better.
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7:
Duck Soup
Pacific Film Archive
Funny Ha-Ha: American Comedy, 1930–1959
35mm
The Marx Brothers at their purest
and most perfect. What makes it so pure and perfect? First, it’s comedy
stripped to the bone; there’s scarcely a minute without at least one good laugh.
Second, the Brothers were always at their best when up against the stuffy,
respectable protectors of the status quo, and the richest strain of that gold
can be found in the halls of government. As the absolute ruler of Freedonia,
Groucho Marx encourages graft, refuses to take anything seriously, and starts a
war on a whim.
I can’t tell you how many
times I’ve seen
Duck Soup, but the day before this screening, it had been at
least 30 years since I’d seen it theatrically. Watching this great comedy in a
theater, with an enthusiastic audience, made it come back to life again. Over
the years, I’d forgotten that even the name Rufus T. Firefly gets a laugh.
6:
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Lark
Mill Valley FilmFestival
4K DCP
Here’s an epic,
sardonic, semi-comic western quest motivated purely by greed. Three violent and
deadly criminals set out to recover $200,000 in stolen gold. None of them knows
exactly where the loot is hidden, but individually each has a piece of the
puzzle. They constantly change allegiances, sometimes collaborating with and
then double-crossing each other. Meanwhile, the Civil War rages all around
them.
MGM recently gave this classic a
new, 4K restoration, which included the original mono soundtrack. it was a
great presentation, showing the deep colors and heavy grain expected in a
Techniscope production of the 1960s. Unless there’s an archival dye-transfer
print from the original release somewhere, this is as good as the picture can
get. A great audience as well, and my first visit to the Lark.
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5:
The Best Years of Our Lives
Castro
DCP
There’s no better movie for Veteran’s Day. A
huge commercial hit and the Best Picture Oscar winner for 1946, it’s now all
but forgotten. That’s too bad, because
Best Years is not only an excellent
film, it also deals with an issue that’s unfortunately still with
us–integrating war veterans back into civilian life.
This was my first chance seeing
Best Years
theatrically, and it was worth it. Before the film started, the Castro
entertained us with a slideshow of coming attractions and music appropriate to
the immediate postwar period. Then came the organ concert, followed by
The Best
Years of Our Lives. The digital transfer was mostly excellent, although a few
scenes had clearly come from low-quality sources.
4:
Another Fine Mess: Silent Laurel and Hardy Shorts
Castro
San Francisco Silent Film Festival‘s Silent Autumn
35mm, with live music
Laurel and Hardy’s onscreen personas were
probably the dumbest reoccurring characters in the history of cinema. Stan
appears incapable of having a thought or remembering an instruction. But Stan
at least knows he’s dumb; Oli considers himself smart. Their comedy is
extremely violent, but the slow, methodical, and absurd nature of that violence
makes it enduring. The festival screened three of their two-reel silents–
Should
Married Men Go Home?,
Two Tars, and
Big Business. All three were extremely
vengeful and destructive–and extremely funny.
Donald Sosin accompanied these shorts on a grand piano. All three films
opened with the MGM lion, and Sosin managed to recreate the roar musically. His
lively music also
helped keep the laughs
coming. The Festival screened archival prints from the Library of Congress and
the UCLA Film Archive. Aside from some bad titles in
Should Married Men Go Home?,
they looked excellent.
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| Screen capture from 20th Centtury Fox DVD |
3:
Die Hard
Castro
DCP
What makes a great action movie? A strong plot, a likeable and
sympathetic hero, a fun but scary villain, great fights, and the willingness to
spend nearly half an hour on character development before the first violent
act. NYC policeman John McClane (Bruce Willis) arrives in LA hoping to
reconcile with his estranged wife (Bonnie Bedelia). She’s a rising executive;
he’s a working-class cop. Then a dozen well-armed bad guys take over the
building, kill a few people, then hold everyone hostage.
Die Hard was originally released in 70mm, but
up until a couple of weeks ago, I had only seen it on Laserdisc, DVD, and
Blu-ray. But between the big screen, the powerful sound system, the excellent
DCP transfer, and the enthusiastic audience, it was a whole new experience. I
used to give
Die Hard an A. Now I give it an A+.
2:
The Big Lebowski
Pacific Film Archive
Rude Awakening: American Comedy, 1990–2010
DCP
As with
Die Hard, I had never seen
the Coen Brothers’ cult hit theatrically before 2014. But unlike
Die Hard, I
had never really appreciated it before. This comedy really needed the
theatrical experience to come alive. Imagine a Raymond Chandler story where
Philip Marlowe has been replaced with a happily unemployed, perpetually stoned,
thoroughly inept slacker who calls himself "the Dude" (Jeff Bridges).
Behind the laughs, you can find a thin, barely grasped sense of Zen–as if you
could throw yourself to the universe and everything will come out okay…unless
it doesn’t.
The well-packed audience
made the film special, allowing me to discover that a film I thought was pretty
good was actually pretty great. But the presentation had a very big flaw: an
over-processed DCP. It looked like video, with film grain removed and
everything smoothed over. Considering the quality of this transfer, I would
rather have seen this movie in 35mm.
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1:
The Gold Rush
Castro
San Francisco Silent Film Festival‘s
The Little Tramp at 100
DCP, with live music
In this epic comic adventure, Chaplin’s tramp
travels through the frozen Yukon of the Alaskan gold rush, gets marooned in a
cabin with two much larger men, nearly starves to death, nearly gets eaten, and
falls in love with a dancehall girl who scarcely knows he’s alive. This
seemingly serious story contains some of Chaplin’s funniest set pieces,
including the Thanksgiving dinner of boiled shoe, the dance of the rolls, and
my favorite–the fight over a rifle that always points at Chaplin. It’s not my
favorite Chaplin feature–that would be
City Lights, but it’s a close
second.
This was unquestionably the best
screening of
The Gold Rush I’ve ever experienced. The digital image quality was
uneven, but most of it looked very good, and none of it looked dreadful.
Timothy Brock conducted the San Francisco Chamber Orchestra in his adaptation
of Chaplin’s score, adding some wonderful musically-created effects. And the
large, enthusiastic audience made it even better.